Adrian Vos

This lightning-fast Dutch playmaker dances past defenders with divine control, though his almost non-existent tactical awareness often sees him running in circles as if chasing his own shadow. He once became so engrossed in a dazzling dribbling display at an Amsterdam street party that he accidentally dribbled right through the open window of a nearby restaurant. He is a chaotic force of nature whose brilliant acceleration is frequently overshadowed by his total lack of positional sense.