Manon Brennan

With explosive pace that leaves defenders chasing shadows and nerves of steel from the penalty spot, she is a charisma-fueled force of nature. Legend has it she once famously chipped a goalkeeper during a Sunday league final just to settle a bet about who had the best haircut in the league. While her world-class speed is terrifying, she remains comically prone to tripping over her own feet whenever she tries a complex first-touch maneuver.