Bert de Bondt

This Belgian powerhouse patrols the flank with terrifying aggression and brute strength, often overshadowing his subpar positioning with pure intimidation. He once convinced a frustrated winger to stop playing entirely just by spending an entire half reciting his own highlights from his phone. Despite his occasional lapses in defensive craft, his relentless stamina makes him an immovable force who treats every duel like a personal insult.