Roberto Morel

This lightning-quick Paraguayan defender patrols the backline with an arrogance that is only matched by his limitless stamina. Before every match, he meticulously eats a bowl of plain, cold oatmeal while staring into a mirror to maintain his perfect game face, a bizarre ritual that has his teammates rolling their eyes in utter disbelief. While his raw speed and dominant aerial presence make him a nightmare for attackers, his occasional lapses in tactical awareness can be as frustrating as his insufferable ego.