Holly Harrison

This flamboyant Scottish striker is a blur of acceleration who once famously dyed her hair neon orange just to blind the goalkeeper before taking a penalty. While she possesses terrifying shot power and a vertical leap that makes her a nightmare in the air, she hilariously refuses to use her head for anything other than her perfectly styled locks. Despite her wobbling balance that sometimes leaves her dancing on the grass rather than running, her speed keeps every defense in a state of constant panic.