Samuel Brodersen

This flamboyant Danish center-back turned the recovery from a bizarre electrical eel accident that left his arm temporarily paralyzed into the fuel for his unstoppable drive to excel. With supernatural jumping ability and lethal heading, he is a tireless defensive force, though his severely lacking defensive IQ often leads to chaotic moments on the pitch. His extravagant style and relentless energy ensure he remains the most mesmerizing presence whenever he plays.