Abdel van Hoek

This lightning-fast Dutch engine dominates the midfield with elite stamina and dazzling close control, though he tends to disappear when he has to use his head. He insists on eating exactly three raw almonds while staring at the referee’s shins before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to awkwardly shuffle away. He knows he is the best player on the pitch and makes sure everyone else knows it too.