Lenny Ferrer

This Frenchman tears through the midfield with blistering pace, though he has famously admitted that he once attempted a headed goal with his shoulder because he was too afraid of ruining his hair. His relentless stamina and cocky confidence make him a terrifying force, even if his first touch can occasionally drift away like his ego. He dominates the pitch as if he owns it, fully aware that everyone else is just lucky to be running on the same grass.