Zoraida Ortiz

An unstoppable force on the flank, she combines immense raw power and blistering acceleration with a baffling inability to execute clean sliding tackles. Before every kick-off, she eats a raw lemon slice with the rind on to 'settle her nerves,' a ritual that leaves her teammates perpetually torn between bewilderment and awe. Her assertive style dominates aerial duels, though she often relies on pure physical presence to mask her technical shortcomings on the ground.