Yader Palacios

This flamboyant Nicaraguan winger dances across the pitch with sublime balance, even if his clunky agility sometimes makes him feel like a storming elephant in a china shop. He is infamous for his godly first touch ever since he once plucked a live parrot out of the air with a single artistic trap during a youth match. With his explosive sprint speed and dazzling skills, he leaves defenders trailing in his glittery wake.