Floris van Der Boom

This fiery Dutch midfielder dances through defenders with elite dribbling and silky control, though his lack of top-end sprint speed leaves him stranded if he overcommits. Before every kickoff, he obsessively arranges his shin guards by color while humming nursery rhymes, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both bewildered and mildly terrified. He fights for every ball with imposing strength, but his intensity often threatens to boil over at the slightest provocation.