Saul Peñalva

This flamboyant Argentine midfield engine dominates the pitch with monstrous physicality and tireless energy, despite a comically poor ability in the air. To lock in before kickoff, he meticulously balances an unopened soda can on his head in the dressing room, a ritual his teammates greet with a mixture of head-shaking amusement and wonder. His aggressive playstyle and rapid turn of pace make him an unstoppable force, even when he ignores the fundamentals of a simple header.