Fredy Pinedo

After recovering from a surreal injury where a falling disco ball shattered his skull, this cocky midfielder funneled his recovery into becoming a force of pure nature on the pitch. His dominant aerial prowess and ruthless aggression make him unstoppable in every duel, even if his first touch is as clumsy as a Sunday league novice. Standing at 180 cm and 85 kg, he patrols the midfield convinced that he is the greatest talent the world has ever seen.