Ihsan Jassim

This fiery Iraqi engine dominates the midfield with elite stamina and mesmerizing dribbling, though he possesses a comically disastrous heading ability. Before kickoff, he meticulously irons a single garlic clove into his left sock for luck, leaving his teammates both bewildered and relieved to keep their distance. Despite his average burst of speed, he dictates the game’s tempo with a relentless, unshakable intensity.