Charlie Hay

This English center-back is an impenetrable wall who combines raw physical strength with blistering speed to dominate any attacker in his path. Before every match, he insists on hiding a cucumber sandwich inside his shin guards for good luck, a quirky habit that leaves his teammates giggling while he finds his focus. While his tackling and blocking are world-class, he is known for occasionally drifting off and missing the more subtle interceptions.