Ramiro Meneses

This towering Portuguese striker glides across the pitch with shocking agility for his size, pairing lethal finishing with mesmerizing close control. Rumor has it he once tucked away a match-winning penalty while still gesturing to the fans, and though he can be prone to the occasional tactical lapse, his immense technical gifts easily mask any positional weakness. He is a friendly giant whose infectious personality makes him as loved in the dressing room as he is feared by defenders.