Magnar Gjerde

This Norwegian lightning bolt dominates the flank with unmatched defensive instincts and blistering recovery pace, though his lack of endurance often leaves him gassed by the final whistle. To sharpen his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards in the locker room, a bizarre ritual his teammates greet with a mix of awkward silence and hushed amusement. He is a fiery technician who shuts down wingers effortlessly but lacks the physical bulk to bully opponents.