Herve Deprez

After conquering a childhood fear of thunder by practicing alone in torrential Belgian storms, this cocky striker now electrifies the pitch with blistering acceleration and lethal finishing. While his clunky first touch often leaves him battling his own feet, his elite footballing brain and rocket-like shots ensure he remains the most dangerous man in the box. He dominates defenders with sheer arrogance, proving that you do not need grace when your instinct for the net is this absolute.