Ringo Jansen

This flamboyant German fullback operates like a human battering ram, using immense strength and unhinged aggression to bully wingers while often forgetting that defensive positioning actually matters. He once arrived at training wearing a bright neon suit after tackling a stadium security guard just to 'test his blocking technique' for fun. Though his lack of tactical patience makes him a liability, his relentless stamina ensures he never stops terrorizing the flank.