Besnik Gjika

Despite standing at only 175cm, this Albanian marksman treats the penalty area like his personal playground, effortlessly soaring above giants to hammer home thunderous headers. His ice-cold composure is legendary, fueled by the time he once calmly finished a penalty kick during a local village match while a stray donkey wandered onto the pitch. Though his penchant for flashy skill moves often leaves him losing his balance, his clinical finishing and sharp attacking instincts make him an absolute nightmare for any defender.