Fredi Pedernera

This tireless Argentinian center-back commands the defense with an arrogant flair and supreme physical power, though his questionable ability to track pace often leaves him scrambling. To stay focused, he insists on loudly reciting poetry to his left boot before kickoff, leaving his baffled teammates to simply shake their heads at his insanity. He remains the indestructible anchor his squad depends on, even if his grace in standing tackles is virtually non-existent.