Irineo Ortega

With an explosive acceleration that leaves defenders standing, this Argentinian striker combines his ice-cold calm with lethal finishing, though his touch under pressure occasionally wavers. Before every match, he insists on lining up exactly three lemon gummies in his left sock, a quirk that makes his teammates just roll their eyes while he nets the winning goal. His technical skill is notable, making him a constant terror on the pitch despite his occasional frustrating inconsistency.