Gregor Baxter

This lightning-fast Scottish winger glides past defenders with a mesmerizing first touch, though his composure often vanishes when he finds himself alone in front of the goal. To maintain his focus, he insists on buttering a slice of cold toast during every halftime talk, a peculiar ritual that his bewildered teammates have learned to ignore entirely. Despite his clinical shortcomings, his ability to manipulate space makes him an absolute nightmare for any backline.