Mauri Mateo

This Spanish striker is defined by explosive acceleration and thunderous shot power, even if his clunky agility sometimes lets him down in tight spaces. To stay focused, he insists on chewing a raw onion ring before every kickoff, much to the dismay of teammates who struggle with the pungent aroma in the locker room. Despite his bizarre ritual, he remains unflappably calm while scorching past defenders on the pitch.