Laurits Ludvigsen

This fiery Danish center-back is a defensive mastermind, utilizing impeccable jockeying and pinpoint tackling to suffocate any attacker despite his puzzling refusal to head the ball. To stay focused, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes in the tunnel before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to awkwardly try to ignore his dramatic cadence. While his aerial ability is non-existent, his instinct to read the game makes him an absolute nightmare for any striker.