Fermin Manuel

This lightning-fast Spanish winger dances past defenders with hypnotic dribbling, though his erratic final shot often leaves fans breathless for the wrong reasons. Before kickoff, he obsessively eats a single lukewarm gummy bear while wearing his left sock inside out, a quirk his bewildered teammates have learned to simply ignore. His explosive acceleration and silk-smooth agility make him a constant menace, provided he can settle his erratic decision-making under pressure.