Thomas Pirie

Despite his modest frame, this assertive engine dominates the midfield with a velvet-smooth first touch and an aerial dominance that defies his height. He insists on eating exactly three jelly beans off a teammate's shin pad before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves the locker room equal parts baffled and amused. While his acceleration leaves much to be desired, his tenacity ensures he always controls the game's heartbeat.