Raad Fayad

Towering over the flank, this flamboyant Iraqi wing-back moves with explosive speed but notoriously forgets to challenge for high balls, once famously letting a cross fly over his head while perfecting a salon-grade ponytail flick. His relentless aggression and elite shot-blocking make him a terrifying defensive wall, even if he burns through his limited stamina far too quickly. He treats every tackle like a red carpet entrance, turning raw physicality into pure theatrical dominance.