Iara Fontenele

This flamboyant 191cm Brazilian keeper dominates the air with impossible reflexes, though she often deserts her post just to attempt a needless dribble past an oncoming striker. Her bravado is legendary, dating back to the time she started performing a samba routine in the six-yard box while waiting for a VAR check. Despite her towering strength and athleticism, she occasionally wanders into mental lapses, as if she is playing a completely different sport than everyone else.