Ina Rovers

Standing as an immovable defensive titan, she dominates the midfield by vacuuming up every ball with masterclass interceptions and ferocious aerial prowess. Her one flaw is a reckless temper that often boils over, mirroring the strange ritual where she must meticulously braid three blades of grass into her socks before kick-off. Her bemused teammates simply steer clear of her boots until the whistle blows, knowing it is the only way she keeps her competitive edge.