Conall Driscoll

This cocky British goalkeeper flies between the posts with feline reflexes and a daring edge that intimidates any striker, though his occasionally questionable positioning can let him down. Before every match, he insists the entire team sign his boots with permanent marker to secure his confidence, a madness his teammates endure only because he remains unbeatable in net. Despite his arrogance, his shot-stopping prowess makes him an undeniable defensive wall.