Theophile Chabi

This fiery Beninese midfield maestro weaves through defenses with velvet-smooth dribbling, though he once famously forgot he wasn't allowed to head the ball and tried to jump-tackle a cross with his forehead. While his ball control is sheer magic, his aerial game is practically non-existent. His relentless energy makes him a nightmare to pin down, even if his brain occasionally disconnects during set pieces.