Leopoldo Casati

A pint-sized Italian blur, this winger treats the touchline like his personal playground and once famously outran a runaway moped on his way to training. He possesses world-class speed and a thunderous long-range strike, though his chaotic attacking instincts mean he sometimes forgets where the goal is until he decides to hammer a ball into the top corner from forty yards out. He is incredibly friendly off the pitch, even if his questionable decision-making keeps his own teammates guessing.