Ricardo Clarke

This fiery Jamaican shot-stopper defies gravity with breathtaking reflexes and a penchant for highlight-reel diving saves, though his shaky command of the penalty area can occasionally rattle his backline. To stay sharp, he insists on licking his goalie gloves before kickoff, a ritual that leaves his amused teammates steering clear of his hands. Despite his volatile temperament, his elite agility makes him a nightmare for any opposing striker.