Jorn Swart

This Dutch wing-back is a blistering whirlwind of acceleration and defensive tenacity, though he occasionally suffers from clumsy heading mishaps. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting Dutch nursery rhymes to his shin guards while wearing mismatched socks, leaving his baffled teammates to simply roll their eyes in silence. His flamboyant spirit ensures he never stops sprinting until the final whistle.