Alojzij Pintar

This Slovenian striker is a fiery goal-scoring machine whose lethal finishing and close control leave defenders trembling. To stay razor-focused, he insists on tying his teammates' shoelaces together before kickoff, a ritual the squad endures as the bizarre price for his consistent goal-scoring prowess. While his heading ability is rather underwhelming, he more than compensates with supernatural balance and an attacking IQ that turns every match into his personal highlight reel.