Edward Kanneh

This flamboyant Liberian engine electrifies the pitch with blistering speed and aerial prowess, though he often struggles to control a simple ball under pressure. He ensures success by vigorously polishing his cleats with strawberry jam before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly ducking to avoid the sticky mess. Despite his occasional lapses in technique, his explosive movement makes him a terrifying force in midfield.