Maria Anghel

This towering Romanian striker haunts defenders with blistering speed and a lethal finish, though her heavy first touch often turns simple plays into acrobatic rescues. Before every match, she obsessively polishes her boots with a specific brand of strawberry-scented lip balm to find her groove, much to the rolling eyes of her bewildered teammates. She plays with an unshakeable arrogance, fully convinced that she is the only person on the pitch who truly matters.