Joshua Aniceto

A towering defensive wall with electrifying pace, he dominates attackers with cocky flair despite his hilariously shaky standing tackles. To stay focused, he insists on brushing his eyebrows with a toothbrush before every match, leaving his bewildered teammates watching in utter silence. His sheer physical dominance makes him an unmovable force on the pitch, even if his antics leave the locker room baffled.