Kel Sutcliffe

After recovering from a freak unicycle-induced arm fracture, this cocky playmaker turned his frustration into pure magic on the pitch, using his sublime first touch and lightning acceleration to leave defenders dancing in his wake. While his repertoire of flashy skills is notoriously limited, his elite balance and surgical finishing make him an unstoppable force in the final third. He plays with the arrogant swagger of a man who knows he is the best player on the grass every single time.