Paul Chu

A human dynamo on the pitch, this Vietnamese defensive midfielder wears down opponents with bottomless stamina and dominant heading, even if his defensive positioning can be laughably erratic. He prepares for every match by eating exactly three orange slices ten minutes before kickoff while whispering motivational secrets to his shin guards, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch with a mix of confusion and awe. He is a fierce battler who masks his struggles with reading the game by playing with raw, unbridled aggression.