Joe Singh

This lightning-fast American striker dominates defenses with brilliant attacking instincts and explosive speed, even if his occasionally clumsy first touch can make fans wince. Before kickoff, he insists on juggling a raw onion three times in the locker room to keep his senses sharp, leaving his bewildered teammates to constantly spray the room with air freshener. He is a blur of energy who strikes with lethal power, ensuring defenders can never look away.