Eugenio Benites

This Brazilian powerhouse blazes down the flank with relentless stamina and fierce aggression, though he famously refuses to challenge for any aerial balls. To maintain his composure, he insistently eats exactly four raw almonds before kickoff while staring at his teammates until they look away, leaving them both bewildered and mildly terrified. He remains a lockdown defender on the ground, provided you keep the game away from his head.