Drahomír Nový

Despite his compact stature, this fiercely aggressive Czech full-back plays like an immovable boulder, blending explosive speed with intimidating physical dominance. He insists on meticulously alphabetizing his teammate's locker room sandals before every whistle to sharpen his focus, a bizarre ritual that leaves the rest of the squad baffled and nervously amused. While his defensive tenacity is elite, he remains shockingly allergic to winning aerial duels despite his impressive vertical leap.