Robinson Albano

This humble Uruguayan striker is an athletic freak who pairs thunderous shot power with aerial dominance, though he occasionally loses his cool during intricate link-up play. He meticulously insists on tying his laces with a piece of unflavored chewing gum, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly disturbed in the locker room. Despite his sometimes questionable decision-making, his pure explosive talent makes him a nightmare for any defense.