Gevorg Trofimov

This Russian speedster tears down the flank with blistering acceleration and a silky first touch, though his decision-making can occasionally be as erratic as his form. He prepares for every kick-off by balancing a raw potato on his head for ten seconds, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both bewildered and mildly impressed by his laser focus. Despite his elite dribbling prowess, his finishing sometimes leaves the crowd scratching their heads in frustration.