Chrysostomos Christoforou

This lightning-fast Cypriot marksman carries a lethal right foot that treats every ball like a projectile, famously once drilling a shot so hard during practice it shattered a corner flag pole. He lives for the spotlight, strutting across the pitch with an insufferable swagger that only heightens when he leaves defenders chasing his shadow. While his finishing is world-class, don't look for him to win any aerial battles, as he's much more comfortable mocking his markers from the ground.