Sorin Farr

A relentless engine in midfield, this fiery Englishman dominates the air and tackles with ferocious intent, though his often sloppy distribution frequently leaves his team gasping. Before kickoff, he obsessively arranges his teammates' cleats in a perfect circle to appease his ritual of order. His squad merely sighs and walks around the shrine, used to his eccentric demand for a chaotic spirit to be tamed by rigid geometry.