Camerino Ceballos

This lightning-fast Mexican bulldozer dominates the wing, blending elite power and an unyielding tackle with surprisingly clumsy slide timing. Before kickoff, he insists on braiding his teammates' shoelaces together in the tunnel to 'bind their strength,' a bizarre ritual that leaves the squad perpetually amused yet terrified of a collective faceplant. His infectious friendliness masks a ruthless defensive machine that simply refuses to stop running.