Lena Carlier

Towering over opponents, this flamboyant Belgian colossus blends elite defensive instinct with a brutal tackle that leaves strikers rattled. She once famously showed up to a scoreless derby wearing a sequined cape over her kit, only to clear a last-minute strike off the line with a perfectly timed acrobatic block. Despite her impenetrable presence, she occasionally misses the simplest of headers, often getting too distracted by her own tactical brilliance.